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Opinion

IJM on country music and Cody Johnson

August 17, 2018 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

Happy Friday, folks!

It really is great to see the pendulum that is country music trends swinging back in the direction of a classic sound. I’ve got nothing against hip hop or pop music, but I’m just not a fan of the hybrid stuff (i.e. Florida George Line). I get it. Lots are or it wouldn’t be popular. I’m just not one of them. Call it a “chocolate in my peanut butter” thing.

Anywho, I’ve posted a ton about guys like Stapleton, Simpson, Boland, and Creager. However, it’s refreshing to see a new kid from Texas shooting for that old-school, George Strait, “burn the house down with a fiddle out front” kinda sound. And even better? He’s actually getting radio air play. Go figure.

Good on ya, Cody Johnson. You’re officially on my musical radar.

Check him out on YouTube here.

Have a great weekend, y’all!

Ian

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Cody Johnson, country music

IJM weighs in on Solo: A Star Wars Story

May 26, 2018 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

Solo is the scruffy looking smuggler’s tale I hoped for when I entered the theater. The story is entertaining. The cast is solid from top to bottom, and the star did as well as anyone could’ve asked filling the shoes of an icon.

I’ll admit, after the stink bomb that was The Last Jedi, I really didn’t have much expectations for this one. Maybe that’s why I was so pleasantly surprised by it. Is it the greatest Star Wars film of all time? Not by a long shot. However, for my money it’s the best of the bunch behind Rogue One since Disney took over the franchise.

Well done, Ron Howard. You made Star Wars fun again.

Cheers, y’all. Have a great Memorial Day weekend and talk soon.

Ian

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Han Solo, star wars

VIDEO: Talking Colonies Lost and FSU spring football on FB Live

April 14, 2018 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

Morning, y’all! I had a few seconds after breakfast so thought I’d take the opportunity to check in via Facebook Live with a quick project update on Colonies Lost, as well as a few other projects I’ve got in the works.

I also give my thoughts on tonight’s Florida State spring football game, and what fans should expect.

Come feed your eyeballs then weight in via the comments if you’re so inclined.

Cheers, ya’ll. Have a great weekend, and talk soon.

Ian

Filed Under: Book News, Opinion Tagged With: colonies lost, Florida State Seminoles

IJM weighs in with Harvick on Danica, NASCAR stardom

April 7, 2018 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

There’s a great article from NBC Sports this weekend on Danica Patrick’s exit from NASCAR, and the sport’s need for new “mega star” drivers moving forward.

I was a huge Danica supporter, dating all the way back to her rookie season in IndyCar. She brought a ton to the table in terms of exposure (see her 2005 Sports Illustrated cover, promoting her maiden run at Indy). Still, Kevin Harvick is exactly right when he says in this article that eventually, star power has to be paired with results on the track or it’s all moot.

Danica was in top-flight equipment for most of her career, in IndyCar and stock cars. But what did she bring home for that? A handful of top-ten runs at Indy (no small deal, granted), one fuel mileage win in Japan (the only major victory of her career), and a pole at Daytona (rookie season in Cup). That’s it. In more than a decade of bigtime racing, that’s all the success she managed to find.

I wish Danica well in her future endeavors. I really do. I’ll also never argue with anyone who says she’s the Anna Kornikova of motorsport.

On a related note, with guys like Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart having retired from active competition, the NASCAR garage needed someone to step up and “call it like he sees it” on issues of the sport’s health. I’m glad that someone is Harvick, and not just because he’s my driver. Harv is widely regarded in sports business as a sharp dude, especially when it comes to branding. So when he says “the sport needs to grow/market itself in this direction,” most agree that he knows what he’s talking about. Couple that with his on-track credentials — Cup Series title in 14, Daytona 500 title in 07, 90 career wins in NASCAR’s top three series — and the man possesses both the on-track resume and business savvy to be a voice of reason in this discussion.

Good on ya, Harv.

As always, this is merely my opinion. Take it for what it’s worth. Now, onward to Texas!

Cheers,

Ian

PS – Harvick cites Chase Elliott as having the potential for mega-stardom. I wholeheartedly agree with that because of his name. I’d be remiss, however, if I didn’t add Bubba Wallace to that list. The kid’s personality, on and off camera, is downright infections, plus he’s got skill. Now, if he just had Chase/Danica’s funding and equipment, he’d be good to go.

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Bubba Wallace, Chase Elliott, Danica Patrick, Kevin Harvick, NASCAR

IJM finally sees Justice League

March 24, 2018 by robmcclel 1 Comment

Finally got around to watching Justice League last night. Believe it or not, I didn’t think it sucked. Was it the best superhero movie I’ve ever seen? Not even close. However, it was a far cry better than Thor: The Dark World, X-Men: The Last Stand, or Spider-Man 3.

What didn’t work about this film:

The Directors Switch: I’ve got no argument with fans who labeled this picture a train wreck of Frankenstein proportions in terms of tone and story. The change in directors from Zack Snyder to Joss Whedon was totally evident from title to credits, and that manifested itself in every aspect of this film from visual style to dialogue.

Movie Barry needs to be different then TV Barry : Ezra Miller’s Barry Allen/Flash, while relatively humorous at times, was something of a throwaway character. I get why DC didn’t want to use Grant Guston from the television series. However, don’t recast the character then use musical elements and story themes from the show and expect CW fans to give Barry 2.0 a pass. If you’re gonna change the character, change the character.

Me personally? I’d have stuck with Guston and called it a day.

The Return of Superman: Superman’s resurrection was also a bit dodgy for my liking. Without giving anything away, I didn’t like the way this film handled that. I’d have stuck with the source material from the comics and moved on to the next scene.

Eisenberg as Lex Luthor is beyond saving: There are several references to Lex Luthor in this film (one in particular), which suggests that DC/WB has no plans to recast this character. That’s a real shame. I like Eisenberg in certain roles, but he was just, plain awful as Lex. Period. End of story. Peace. Gotta go.

On paper, I get why you’d want to reinvent Luthor for the modern era, ala an evil Mark Zuckerberg. In reality, it just didn’t work. Sorry. Time to cut your losses and move on with a new actor.

Steppenwolf was terrible: I thought Aries from Wonder Woman was the most cookie-cutter, cliché villain I’d ever seen in one of these films. I was wrong. Steppenwolf took the cake, horns and all.

What did work about this film:

The Cast: The core cast DC has assembled for this franchise is spot-on — and yes, I’ll even toss Batfleck into that. Ben is a solid Bruce Wayne, really solid, and Cavill is a fantastic Superman. I also like Momoa as Aquaman, Fisher as Cyborg, and I’ve long since been on record as saying that Gal Gadot’s portrayal of Diana Prince/Wonder Woman is one of the best in comic film history (male or female).

Final thoughts:

At the end of the day, I think this cast could really work with a good story and solid direction. Snyder is clearly not that director, though the Firefly homer in me will forever think Whedon could’ve been had he guided this project from green flag to checkers. Alas, we’ll never know.

With Flashpoint on the way, it’s likely that much of what I’ve discussed above will be changed. As to the length of those changes, we’ll just have to wait and see.

My suggestions: Leave the core JL roster as is, separate Barry’s story from that of the CW series, recast Lex immediately, and bring in some new storytelling blood with some fresh characters to spice things up. *cough* Nathan Fillion as Hal Jordan. *cough*

Cheers, y’all. Thanks as always for the vine, and feel free to drop your own thoughts in the comments below if you’ve got some.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to hammer out some rewrites on Where Eagles Fly then put some finishing touches on the Colonies Lost prequel short story, Nightfall.

Later!

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: aquaman, batman, batman v superman, cyborg, Justice League, movies, superman, wonder woman

Quick thoughts on Star Wars: Rebels, “Jedi Night”

February 21, 2018 by robmcclel 1 Comment

Finally caught the mid-season premiere of Star Wars: Rebels last night after dinner. Boy, that one’s gonna take some time to digest.

I maintain that Star Wars under Disney is a mixed bag. I was not a fan of The Last Jedi, and it had nothing to do with female protagonists, overinflated expectations, childhood allegiances, or any of the other weak excuses that TLJ defenders love to throw at its detractors. I just didn’t like the story, plain and simple. That’s merely my opinion.

By contrast, Rebels is arguably the greatest addition to Star Wars canon since The Empire Strikes Back. It’s chockful of fantastic tales and wonderfully crafted characters, plus an all-around sense of heart indicative of everything Star Wars was meant to be. That’s a tribute to the show’s lead writer, Dave Filoni — a man who gets this franchise in a way few others do.

Star Wars: Rebels ends its four-season run next month, not because it must (the show remains a huge draw for Disney XD) but because that’s the time the creators feel the Ghost Crew’s story will have been told. If only all shows could end that way.

If you’ve never seen Rebels, especially those with kids, my family and I highly recommend it. Honestly, it’ll make you believe in Star Wars again.

Cheers, y’all. And may The Force be with you… always.

Ian

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Rebels, star wars

IJM pines for the old days of WWE

January 25, 2018 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

Finally got to check out the WWE Raw 25th anniversary special on Hulu last night.

Is it just me, or are there no quality pro wrestlers anymore? Seriously, every time one of the new “stars” came out, he or she was complete upstaged by the likes of Steve Austin, Chris Jericho, Ric Flair, DX, and Trish Stratus. What happened to the talent factories? Are there no new gimmicks? Don’t get me wrong, I see a ton of talent out there in the form of folks who can fly around a ring. Problem is, they all suck on a mic! Where’s the charisma, man? The electricity? The renegades, the outlaws? The fresh new faces who set the industry on its ear for a whole new generation of fans?

*sigh*

I guess it’s true what they say. When it comes to the WWE, they really don’t make ’em like they used to. #GetOffMyLawn

Ian

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Monday Night Raw, pro wrestling, Raw25, WWE

Welcome to the IJM News Desk

January 7, 2018 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

The IJM News Desk blog is your one-stop source for all information regarding my books, musings, event schedules, and more. Here, readers can stay informed on the following:

  • Book News — Project updates, cover reveals, and release schedules
  • Promotions — News on upcoming book promos and giveaways
  • Events — Convention and panel schedules; dates/times for community appearances and signings
  • Interviews — Links to interviews, be they text, audio, or video
  • Opinion — Occasional musings on non-book topics like movies, TV, music, cooking, sports, etc.

SEARCH TIP — Readers can find information on any of these specific categories using the “Pick a News Type” drop-down menu on the side of this screen (Mobile Users: Swipe to the bottom of this page to access this feature). Searches can then be refined even further via the “tags.”

If you are a book blogger or member of the media…

All media inquiries or guest-blog requests may be addressed to: ianjmalone@gmail.com

Full media kits are available upon request.

Filed Under: Opinion

Cashing out on The Orville

December 14, 2017 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

Sorry y’all, but I’m throwing in the towel on The Orville. I wanted to like it. I really did. However, the imitation Star Trek fused with a Family Guy shtick simply didn’t grab me. Put culinarily, that’s like smothering a finely-marbled ribeye steak from the Dollar Tree with your favorite can of Chef Boyardee then calling it gourmet. It’s just… not. It’s cheap, sloppy, and the antithesis of fulfilling.

*deep sigh*

I so miss the days when there was actually good sci-fi on TV. Oh well. Guess I’ll just have to stick with my books!

Cheers, and until next time… Ian

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: scifi, The Orville, TV

This Seminole alum is taking a stand

November 27, 2017 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

As of today, I’m no longer on the fence about Jimbo Fisher. Time for him to go. On a day when every major school with an opening is orbiting their candidate of choice, he played the “I don’t talk about other jobs when I’ve got games to plan for” card, effectively leaving the entire Florida State program in limbo.

Newsflash, you self-absorbed, egomaniacal putz: the game in question is ULM. Charles Kelly could beat that squad with a blindfold, a fifth of JD, and your scout team. What this fanbase needed from you today was either A, a definitive, “I love FSU and I’m not going anywhere,” in which case we could all look forward to our crappy bowl game in Perry, or B., “I’m headed to College Station,” in which case FSU could start vetting their top candidates for your replacement (you know, while they’re still available).

Alas, Jimbo can’t do that. Why? Because as usual, it’s all about him.

Screw this frickin’ Kardashian wannabe. Let’s move on to someone who actually wants to be a Nole.

PEACE!!!

IJM

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: college football, Florida State, FSU, Jimbo Fisher, Noles, Seminoles

Commissioner IJM fixes NASCAR

November 21, 2017 by robmcclel 2 Comments

Hey, y’all. Hope all is well and you’re having a great fall.

I’m taking a break from writing about books today to rant about something else that I’ve always been passionate about — NASCAR.

As a lot of you know, I spent a good chunk of my career working in sports. I worked with Florida State athletics, EA Sports, the Indy Racing League (now IndyCar), and even the Charlotte Motor Speedway while in graduate school.

Nowadays I don’t write about sports unless it’s for fun, which is why from time to time I pen posts like these.

Before I go any further, I do want to say congratulations to Martin Truex and the entire 78 team on winning the 2017 Cup Series championship at Homestead last weekend. I remember Martin when he entered Cup racing via JR Motorsports from what was then the Busch Series. He was a talent then, and he’s a talent now evidenced by one of the most dominate seasons in recent NASCAR history. He’s also, best I can tell, one helluva good guy with the makings of a great champion.

Way to endure, Martin. Truly, you are the man.

So, why NASCAR and why now?

A lot has been made of NASCAR’s dire financial situation in 2017. I’m not here to discuss that, although if you’d like to know more, I’d highly recommend reading this excellent column from Jenna Fryer of the Associated Press. I’m here to talk about solutions.

In short, NASCAR today reminds me in many ways of the National Hockey League following the 2004 lockout, which saw the league forfeit an entire season. Radical change was the only way the NHL would ever recover, and radical change it embraced. It moved forward with three things in mind:

  • How do we make our product as exciting as possible for fans?
  • How do we maximize our league’s value for owners and potential sponsors?
  • Who can we partner with to grow our renewed brand?

Fast-forward a few years, and the NHL is quite healthy in 2017. Still, it all started with the league’s willingness to retract, cut costs, adapt, then move forward with a strong foundation.

This is the path NASCAR should embrace today.

What would Commissioner Malone do?

The following are six far-fetched (as in, they’ll never happen) ideas I’d pitch were I tasked with fixing NASCAR.

Step 1: Slash the schedule and realign

There is absolutely no reason for a sport — any sport — to run a 10-month season. Thirty-six races are entirely too many, and that’s not even including exhibition events like the All Star race and pole winner shootout.

I’d cut ten weeks from the schedule. That’s nine points races and the All-Star race (no sport in America has a thriving all-star event, so why bother?). This, in turn:

  • Puts a premium on remaining races
  • Makes significant cuts to travel costs for teams
  • Ends the season during the summer with minimal competition from other sports for TV viewership

Once the final list of tracks has been established, I’d design a schedule with as much emphasis on geography as possible to prevent teams from crisscrossing the country for dates.

My ideal season would consist of 27 races (20 regular season and 7 postseason). It would begin in February with the Daytona 500 then end on Labor Day in NASCAR’s backyard — Charlotte, North Carolina.

Bonus Thought: The Memorial Day date would go to the Southern 500 at Darlington Raceway.

Step 2: Rebrand the “playoffs” as “the tournament,” reduce participants

Dear NASCAR. Stop calling your postseason “the playoffs.” You’re not football, and honestly you look ridiculous pretending otherwise. Be who you are.

I get that NASCAR wanted to put an emphasis on wins by giving automatic postseason berths to race victors throughout the regular season. It makes sense. The problem is you inevitably end up with one or two drivers who fluke out a win then eek into the title hunt with no real right to be there.

That’s not competition; that’s a gimmick, and it cheapens the crap out of your title.

The time has come to reward consistency again. I’d do this by crowning a regular-season points champion after race 20, then giving that driver the top seed in a seven-week tournament (ala the NCAA Basketball Tourney) using much the same format as exists today (twelve drivers trimmed to eight after three races then four after six, creating a four-driver shootout in the final event).

This rewards the old-school fans who value consistency while giving NASCAR’s television partners something exciting to sell with the postseason.

As for how these 12 drivers would be selected: I’d do so on points, while allotting major point bonuses to stage and race winners throughout the regular season (yes, I’d keep stage racing).

Step 3: Cut the cost of racing… A LOT

Some reports claim it takes $25-30 million per year to field a competitive Cup Series team. That’s freaking absurd! NASCAR should find ways to slash that in half, minimum. This would achieve two major goals:

  • Creates enormous value for sponsors (NASCAR Sales Pitch: “Hey, Outback. Would you rather spend $10 million annually for eight weeks of scoreboard sponsorship at Dolphins Stadium, or be featured front-and-center on the hood/fire-suit of our champion for seven straight months, including the postseason? Oh, and he’ll eat a steak in Victory Lane!”)
  • Creates parody within the sport since more race teams can afford to compete at high levels (good equipment, equal testing time, etc.)

As for how best to do that, I wouldn’t begin to speculate, although the schedule changes shown above are a great way to start.

This is one of those areas where NASCAR leadership would need to sit down with their stakeholders (owners, tracks, manufactures, racing engineers, television partners, safety crews, etc.) and heed their expertise in formulating a plan.

Step 4: Partner with blue collar brands

NASCAR’s core fanbase has always been blue collar, always. They’ve lost a lot of that identity, and frankly, it’s time to get it back. This begins by reinjecting value into the sport via the means above then realigning it with companies/brands who cater to that same working-class audience.

So, who are these people?

They’re most Americans, which is to say they live on a budget. They drink Miller High Life beer because it’s $6.99 a twelve-pack. They grocery shop at Walmart. They wear clothes from JC Penny, and occasionally they treat themselves to a nice dinner out at the Olive Garden because they had a Groupon.

Does this mean blue-collar folks don’t spend money? Not at all. They’re just a lot more intentional about how they do it.

Examples of companies that might resonate with NASCAR fans:

  • Superstores like Walmart and Target
  • Wrangler, Lee Jeans
  • TV streaming services like Hulu, Netflix, and Sling TV
  • Redbox movie-rental service
  • Domestic beer companies
  • Discount wireless services like Straight Talk, Boost Mobile, and Cricket
  • Bargain-hunter websites like Overstock and Priceline
  • Fast food chains
  • Bulk/wholesale chains like Sam’s Club, BJ’s, and Costco
  • Bargain clothes stores like Payless Shoes, Ross, and TJ Max
  • Popular grocery store brands for cereals, coffee, or frozen pizza

It would also behoove NASCAR to invest in the American family. This means offering father-son discounts on race tickets, or partnering with charities that support impoverished homes. This advances goodwill toward the public, and helps build NASCAR’s next generation of fans who, in a time before computerized engines and iPads, learned about cars in the family garage with their parents and a toolbox.

This segues nicely into…

Step 5: Cut costs for fans

NASCAR’s equal footing with the big-league sports lasted a hot minute then ended years ago, though you’d never know that from the cost of a race weekend. Between tickets, travel expenses, hotels/camping, concessions, and race swag, fans can expect to shell out primo bucks to attend an event.

Time for that to change, too.

NASCAR should take the minor-league sports approach to event costs. That means cheaper tickets, reduced costs for concessions (i.e. Dollar Dog Night), discount bins on old swag, and *GASP!* free parking at the track.

No fan should ever pay $120 for a race ticket again, period. $120 for a full weekend, maybe. But not just a Cup race.

Other things NASCAR can do to create value for fans:

  • Strengthen partnerships with other series like ARCA and IndyCar to provide additional on-track action for race weekends
  • Spotlight local racers with “big track” heat race events (many large tracks feature built-in short tracks that could facilitate this)
  • Continue adding concerts and non-racing attractions to bring more fans to race weekends

Step 6: Bring on the NASCAR Network

NASCAR needs to get with the times and launch its own digital network (ala the WWE Network). This would provide them a platform through which to connect with a whole new generation of cord-cutting fans while simultaneously creating a one-stop-shop for original content, classic race footage, and expanded coverage of NASCAR’s national touring series.

Other features of the NASCAR Network:

  • Make the Truck Series the network’s crown jewel property and run it offseason from Cup and Xfinity (ideally Truck Series teams would operate for pennies on the dollar compared to Cup)
  • Coordinate with grassroots tracks to live-stream weekly events like the K&N Pro Series, though blacking out broadcasts in local markets to maintain fan attendance at venues (this would also offer tons of value to smalltime sponsors of hometown race teams)
  • Create NASCAR-themed entertainment such as reality shows, lifestyle pieces, and live-streamed video podcasts (i.e. The Glass Case of Emotion Podcast) to create a more rounded viewing experience

In closing, some might say I’m thinking too small with this model — that the goal should be to challenge the NFL, not run from it. Maybe that’s true. However, NASCAR tried that, and it seems to me that all it gained in the long-run was a boatload of empty stands, dwindling TV ratings, and a legion of fleeing of sponsors.

Put simply: It’s better to be a healthy niche sport in the black then an overextended has-been that’s hemorrhaging fans with no sustainable future. Alas, that’s just one humble sci-fi writer’s opinion.

Got ideas of your own for how NASCAR should change? Feel free to weigh in via the comments below.

Cheers, gang. Take care, travel safe this week if you’re hitting the road for the holiday, and Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Ian

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: NASCAR

A Day of Truce with the Fruit Guys

November 7, 2017 by robmcclel Leave a Comment

Anyone who knows me knows I’m anything but a mark for Apple. To this day, I think Steve Jobs’s “the iPhone is perfect; there’s no need to add anything to it” line is one of the most arrogant statements in the history of tech (it’s not perfect, by the way. Not by a long shot, but I digress).

Having said that, I’m  extremely grateful that Apple offers a toll-free customer support line for Voiceover users (iOS software for the low visioned). That is an ENORMOUS help to people like me, and something neither Google nor Microsoft has ever seen fit to invest in. You have no idea how frustrating it is to hit a snag with a device, then be forced to bounce from forum to forum in search of answers that may not even exist, using a screen magnifier at 900X. It’s beyond maddening.

With Apple, I can simply pick up the phone, call the number reserved exclusively for me, and ask a flesh-and-blood human being for assistance.

Jobs wasn’t perfect, and neither is his company. Apple is still king for accessibility, though, and until Google/MS figure that out, disabled users will continue spending money hand-over-fist with the fruit guys.

Cheers, Steve. I find you less of a tool today.

Sincerely,

IJM and Blind Folk Everywhere

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Accessibility, Apple, blind, low vision, Voiceover

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